Questions I wish I didn't know the answer to

1) How long before a glasses case catches fire in the microwave?

2) How many people stare as your toddler runs around the park naked and your infant is screaming (and you're by yourself)?

3) You say thousands of wonderful words in front of your kids. Which ONE do they choose to listen to and repeat?

4) How many cookies do you have to eat before you feel sick?

We've had quite a week! I'm home with the boys Wednesdays and Thursdays and it's an adventure! See answers to the questions, below.

1) about 3 seconds (in my defense, I was there lickety-split and the flames weren't that high)
2) at least a dozen (in my defense, we were at a wading pool and changing back to regular clothes and that was the ONLY time that day that Atti was naughty)
3) dammit (in my defense, it was from stubbing my already really sore poor little toe)
4) 10 of mom's bar cookies (in my defense, they are tasty and I'm a nursing momma!)